I'm Trying To Write A Diary Here (1)

I can't write a diary. I don't know how to, what to talk about, who to write about, why the even should be considered interesting, when is the best time to write. I kind of know why, but that doesn't help much, because the content is what matters. So in a last bid to learn how to write a diary, I shall have to practice, and I might as well do it here since the main reason I'm writing a diary this time is to see the professional little rose appear at the bottom of my post. ^^

*ahem*

Dear Diary,

I seriously still don't know what to talk about. Sorry.

Sincerely,
the Darkening Dawn.

See what I mean? I'm such a failure. Oh YEAH!

Dear Diary,

Did you know that a new maid really causes glitches in the normal everyday programming of our lives. She left the gas on. Because of that, my father a) installed a gas alarm and b) bought fire insurance.

I could die of laughter!

Sincerely,
the Darkening Dawn.

Sigh-ness.

-+Darkening Dawn+-dreamingat >>11:41 AM